Like a bathroom, a linen closet, or the batter bucket in the back of a donut shop, Gutter.com is a great place to jack off. In a nutshell, the horny freaks, professional perverts and pathetic losers we call our members upload porno clips and you get to watch them and join the masturbating frenzy. Also, if you have any friends who share your interests (such as porno and jerking off), you can bring them aboard as members and collect points for your trouble. Get enough points, and we'll give you -surprise!- even more porn, via paid memberships to our sponsor sites. And maybe some other shit we're still working on, too.
Points are Gutter's way of saying "thank you" for being such a perv. A friendly reach-around, if you will.
You can keep track of how many points you've accumulated by checking your stats under the "My Account" tab. That's where you'll find the special registration link to send your buddies. You can share it with your friends, family and total strangers by copying and pasting the URL into emails, chat rooms, bulletin boards and websites. Every one of your lame friends who registers nets you 5 points (Premium members get 10 points!), but they must use your specific link to register, or you'll be shit out of luck.
Start building up your points now, and soon you'll be able to cash them in for all kinds of exciting prizes-amazing crap we'll tell you all about later, once we get our shit together. There will probably be other ways you can earn points, too, but we're still working on them.
Hey, this is just a Beta version of the site, ass-head! What the fuck do you expect?
First, perhaps you'd like us to go over how to tie your fucking shoes, or maybe how to wipe your poopy heiney?
Forgive us for treating you like a fucking idiot, but if you really truly can't figure most of this shit out for yourself, there's a very good chance you aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer to begin with. But around here, we believe strongly that even complete fucking idiots should be able to enjoy the God-given right to beat their peters. Just wipe the keyboard down when you're done, will ya?
Alright, to watch a video is a four part process. Pay close attention and follow these instructions carefully:
1. Pick a video. There are thousands. Click on any of them.
2. See the button with a triangle on it, looks like a "play" button? Click it.
3. Need to pause the video? See where you just clicked to play it, where it now has two lines next to each other, much like a "pause" button does? Click that.
4. OK, now see the thing that looks like a TV screen, with the people fucking on it? Keep your eyes there.
5. If you're really adventurous and want to see the videos in higher quality and a larger screen, register here!
...And there you have it!
Tags are keywords that let you know what you can expect to see in a particular video. So if you're watching some Latina skank with huge tits taking the business end of a monster dildo up the dumper from a friendly shemale, appropriate tags might include "Latina," "tits," "dildo," "toys," "anal," and "transsexual." And if any of those elements make your jimmy just stand up and sing, click on that word and you'll be presented with a whole grip of videos that'll show you even more of the same kind of shit.
The Tags box shows you a group of the most popular tags. The bigger the word appears in the Tags box, the more of that kind of content you'll find on Gutter.com. Don't believe us? Click one and see for yourself. Jerk.
Channels are great. They show you all the shit you like, grouped together under one header. Does watching nervous, pudgy sluts getting dicked raise your temperature? Click on the word "amateur" and you'll get a whole list of them to pick from. You like sluts with tattoos? Click "tattoo" and you'll be inking all over yourself before you know it. Easy peasy Japanesy.
See the tab at the top of the page that says "Chat"? Click on it. See all the people chatting on the screen? Read it. See the blank line under the chat screen? Type some bullshit in there. See the "Send" button? Click it to send your message. Holy shit, Spank-Man! You're chatting!
No, you don't! But you're defintely going to look like a fool with the name we give you! You won't be able to private message either! Now step off and go register, you want-something-for-nothing motherfucker!
Well, if you're Premium you can. If you're not, register here!
The download format of the videos are in Flash/FLV. We recommend using Wimpy's Desktop FLV Player since it's free and works on Windows and Mac OSX! You can download Wimpy Desktop FLV Player here!
So you want to share those blurry camcorder videos of your ex-girlfriend from that night you finally got her drunk enough to suck your little wiener on camera, do you? OK with us. But you've got to have the 2257 information for everyone in the video, and you've got to be able to provide it to us along with each and every video you upload.
2257 legislation is the biggest pain in the ass to hit the porn industry since the discovery of double anal penetration. Its proponents claim it's for everyone's protection, but really it's just one of the many ways Big Brother tries to stick it to the adult industry. Yet another fine example of your tax dollars at work!
In brief, it means if you're taking pictures or shooting movies of a sexual nature, you've got to have proof of age on file and accessible to the authorities. And if you want to post your homemade smut on Gutter, you need to give us copies to. Read all about it here. If you don't, the government is going to fine the fuck out of you, and more than likely you'll soon be enjoying some off-camera amateur anal fun in the prison of your judge's choosing. Be sure to tell Tyrone over on C-block we said "Howdy!"
Oh, you mean like, "Which one of you is my real Daddy?" Well, unfortunately we can't help you there, bro. To be honest, it could have been any of a hundred guys at the truck stop that night.
But if you've got a question about Gutter that we didn't cover here, contact us and we'll get back to you.
Probably.
So you're looking to make new friends in the Gutter, are you? Well considering what douchebags most of your real friends are, we don't blame you.
But hold your horses there, Jim-Bob; don't just go charging into the Gutter chat room like it's a crackhouse on payday! We got some rules around here, son...
1. DON'T LIKE YOUR CHAT NAME? REGISTER.
If you're not a registered member of Gutter.com and you visit the chat room, you'll notice your chat nickname has been "pre-selected" for you. Probably you won't care much for it; after all, even the slickest mack in the hood is gonna have a tough time laying down a smooth rap when they're wearing a name tag that says their name is "Short Dick Willie" or "Fart Huffer".
So save yourself some shame and register with Gutter. It's fast, it's easy as fuck, and it puts you at the head of the line for all kinds of good shit from our Gutter Rewards program.
...Or we'll be happy to pick a name for you. Your call, Tampon Man.
2. DON'T BE A SHIT-SPAMMING FUCKWAD
The Gutter may just be another bookmark to you, but it's our home, and we're the ones paying the bills around here. So show a little respect for the good people of Gutter who are setting you up with all this free porn and go post your spam elsewhere, dipshit.
Think of it this way: how would you like it if we showed up at your crib and started jumping up and down like jackasses, waving "Gutter.com" signs and being a distraction while your mom's trying to blow a bunch of sailors for the rent money? You wouldn't like it one bit! And neither would your mom.
3. DON'T BE A FUCKING IDIOT
In other words, don't ever, EVER give out any of your personal information in the Gutter chat room. Keep in mind this is a place where absolutely ANYONE (well, anyone over 18) can visit. So use your fucking head for once, and don't share any information that could somehow be used to dick you over—like your email, your phone number, your credit card information, your home address... None of that shit. And if you don't listen to us and go ahead and do it anyway... Well my friend, you'd best believe we at Gutter.com are not going to be held responsible for your being such a fucking moron.
We kind of can't believe we even have to tell you this. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
4. DON'T BE A COMPLETE DICK
You're in the Gutter, so we figure you're already probably a bit of a tool. But don't make matters worse by playing keyboard warrior in the chat room. Remember, we're all here for one reason, and one reason only: to jerk off. But the chat room is a fine place to hang out and regain your strength while your cum towel dries for the next round of carrot-waxing. So keep it mellow, fellow, and show some respect to your peeps in the Gutter. If you can lend a hand to a fellow stroker—whether by pretending you're a woman, offering some dirty talk at the right moment, or simply cheering them on—then by all means, do! That's what sharing the good times in the Gutter is all about.
After all, making new friends can be a wonderful experience, and few things are more fulfilling than sharing your thoughts, your feelings and your time with a group of thoughtful, articulate fellow masturbators. Just don't be a total prick about it.
That's our job.
It's called the Future, young jeezy. You know all that great porno you love jackin' off to on Gutter.com? Well now you can jack off to it on your motherfucking phone! Bet you're glad you stole that nice cell phone now, ain't ya?
Ain't that some shit? It's called technology, bitches! BUT... you can only use Gutter Mobile if you're a Gutter Premium member.
You are a Premium member, right? Hell, if you're not, it's time to think about bouncing that rent check and spending that money where it can do something for you. Now get yo shit together and pay your dues, youngblood!
(Just remember, when you upgrade to Premium, ya gots to do it on your computer, not your phone.)
I'm gonna do something I don't normally do, which is repeat myself. Now clean the shit out of your ears this time: GUTTER MOBILE IS FOR PREMIUM MEMBERS ONLY! If you're not Gutter Premium, you can't use Gutter Mobile. Simple as that. Now don't make me speak at you again on this.
Ease up, dawg! If you're Premium and have any kind of problems with Gutter, let us know using the Contact Us form. We'll get you taken care of with the quickness.
Test that shit first, homey! Use your phone to go to http://m.gutter.com/. If when you go there, you see people fucking, congratulations! Your phone works. Now all you gots to do is upgrade to Premium Membership and you're golden. Then you can watch ALL the clips on Gutter, everywhere you take your phone!
If you go to http://m.gutter.com/ and you don't see people fucking, well, what can I tell you? Trade in that piece of shit celly and come talk to me when you got a real phone, beeyotch!
If you got an iPhone or PSP, download the MP4, Low or High - your choice.
If you got a Nokia, Blackberry, Treo or Windows Mobile, download the clip in 3GP, High or Low format. If you're RTSP streaming, try out the 3GP stream, High or Low. Up to you, pimp.
Sheeit, now I know you ain't complaining to us because you got took on some cheap piece a shit cell phone! If your phone ain't got the balls to handle Gutter Mobile, do like your mom did once she got a taste of my kind of lovin' and trade up, motherfucker!
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